AISubs v3.7
What is this video?
It might be like you.
I don't know.
What?
Before we get on the plane...
Shouldn't we get on the plane first?
The observatory here...
A lot of birds are flying.
Yes.
The flying birds...
With the momentum of dropping the flying birds...
There are times when you drop the eggs.
I heard that aerial landing is popular these days.
Wow.
What do the birdwatching old men do?
Don't they take it?
Eggs.
Don't they take the eggs like this?
It will break, right?
Isn't that a bird's landing?
It's a bird's landing.
Birdwatchers don't have to do anything.
Humans want to save such a bird's landing.
That's kind of you.
So this time...
Let's make a device that doesn't break even if you drop an egg.
I wish it was just a little.
Birdwatching...
Why did you go to Kamashiri?
It's because there's an old man up there.
Isn't it less than 1,000 yen?
Less than 1,000 yen?
It's less than 1,000 yen.
Birdwatching for less than 1,000 yen.
No, no, no.
You have to buy it for 100 yen.
There's an observatory here.
It's very golden.
It's a great view.
I can't say it from looking up from below.
I can't say it's a great view because of the observatory.
It's pretty high up in the mountains.
I walked a lot.
My feet are full of water.
From the parking lot...
From up there...
To the ground here...
Is it twice or three times?
It's less than three times, isn't it?
That's right.
Isn't it good anywhere?
It's higher up in a big slide.
I want to walk from the top of the mountain to the bottom of the mountain.
I know.
In my feelings...
Well, within 1,000 yen...
To an egg...
To make something to float...
To a landing site...
The man drops the egg and you spend it without breaking it.
1,000 yen is really cheap, isn't it?
Around here...
A certain boxer...
Looks like he's running...
I heard about it.
That boxer seems to like raw eggs very much.
A boxer who likes raw eggs...
Protein...
So, a boxer who likes raw eggs...
If you witness the scene where you are told "machan"...
For now, eat that raw egg.
Are you sure you don't have to drop it that much?
Well, I'm a naturally kind boxer...
So, I think I can probably drop it.
That's what I heard.
I'm glad you're 100% sure about it.
I don't want to get involved in the shooting.
I hope you can do it.
I think you've made it properly, so I don't think you'll drop it much.
So, shall we start with the first person?
Yes.
Well, is it okay for me to go first?
Oh!
I'll make a device for you in this place...
So, please poop there and wait for me.
Is it okay for me to do it?
I want you to do it...
With this height...
Is it there?
I want you to poop as hard as you can to drop it.
Do you want me to poop instead of you?
If you don't do it, I'll be in trouble.
It's really a basic rule...
I'd like to do it for you instead of you.
I bought this "donquixote ouch!"
You drop eggs in it.
But if you drop egg in it...
It'll be like "gogogogogogo" in there...
Don't praise me in moderation to "gogogogo"!
He said "bububububu".
It'll be like "bubububu" in there...
I'd like to fill it with fluid.
Pebe lotion, which you all love.
What is this color?
You drop it with lotion on it.
Indeed.
Wow.
What about us?
You'll have to eat it.
Can we eat this lotion?
I don't know.
Basically, it's okay, isn't it?
It's like a plant.
It's like an egg white.
It's lickable.
It's not an egg white, it's an egg white.
It's now, Uguisu.
- It's now. - It's now, it's now, it's now!
It's definitely now.
Is it Uguisu because of the season?
If you're in trouble in the mountains, it's definitely Uguisu.
Shunro's has solidified, so I'd like to put in the eggs.
- It's okay! - It's okay!
- This is okay. - Security!
- It looks like this. - It's amazing.
It's like slime.
The scariest thing is that when you drop it, it pops like this and becomes lotion.
That's scary! That's scary!
I'm going to leave my shirt here.
- I see. - I'm going to land there.
If Shunro jumps out, I'll wrap it in my own responsibility and take it home.
I'm going to go to the observation deck where I can fly far away and drop it.
I'm going to drop it.
- I think it's okay. - Please!
- I'm going! - I'm nervous.
- Don't be nervous! - Is it important?
- Say something! Say something! Drop it! - Yes!
I'm going!
3, 2, 1!
Open! Door of dreams!
Door of dreams!
Wow!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Amazing! - Wait a minute! Here I go!
No, no, no!
- It's perfect, it's perfect! - It's a mistake!
- Wait... - Oh no, there's a bee!
- A wild bee! - A bee has mistaken it for something sweet.
- No, it's lotion. - Lotion, lotion.
- You can't eat it, can you? - This is a great result.
- It's not broken. - The tupperware is broken.
- Oh... - Wow!
- It breaks like this.
- Oh! - Oh!
- That was close! - That was close!
- But you can still use it for cooking. - I see.
- You should have brought something more complicated.
- You just sacrificed all your eggs and beef.
- I'm sorry about everything.
- I thought you were going to break the eggs.
- Not this guy.
- It's pretty safe, right?
- Well, well, well... - It's not, right?
- Safe. - Wow!
- It doesn't feel safe at all.
- I was lying and it was safe.
- Okay, so it's my turn now.
- I also brought something that you can use for cooking.
- It won't break again.
- I'll give it back to you with satisfaction.
- I'll give you the perfect result.
- Can you say "bang, bang" for me?
- That was a broken sound.
- I thought it was the tupperware, but it was a broken sound.
- Okay, so...
- This is what I brought.
- Ta-da! - Oh!
- It broke! - Wow! - It broke, didn't it?
- You wrap it completely and... - Yeah.
- You wrap it with a rubber band and... - Oh, I see.
- When you drop it from above...
- You wrap it like this. - Oh, wow!
- I don't know anymore. - It's better than vinegar.
- Isn't it a bird's nest?
- It's better than a bird's nest. - It's better than a bird's nest.
- It's a bird's nest, seriously. - It might be born.
- Oh, it's okay now. - Oh, this is...
- That's it! - Wow! - It's the best, right?
- I'm ready.
- Okay, I'll drop it.
- Please!
- Three, two, one!
- Open up! The door of dreams!
- Open up!
(snoring)
- That was a good snore! - Yeah, this is...
- Huh?! - But which one is it?
- Which one is it? - Let's open it up.
(unwrapping)
- Oh! - Huh?
- Oh, it just dropped! - Oh!
- It's not broken! - It's perfect!
- This is perfect! - This, this, and this!
- This is the most disgusting. - Isn't this a perfect score?
- This is a perfect score. - Yeah.
- I'll go ahead and eat it first. - Okay.
- I brought it! - Oh!
- Here it is! - Huh? What is this?
- If an egg hits this part of the egg and it breaks and falls down... - Yeah.
- And it breaks and falls down... - Yeah.
- And it breaks and falls down and it goes "OH!" - Huh?
- That's what it looks like. - Huh?
- Do you remember anything about it? - Like a clock or something?
- Like the legendary action from "No Stand"? - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- But no matter how you look at it, it's definitely Jackie Chan! - Yeah, no matter how you look at it!
- That's right. - Yeah.
- No matter how you look at it, you can't tell. - This is Jackie Chan.
- It's Jackie Chan's egg, right? - It's Jackie Chan's egg!
- So it's not your smell? - So it's not your smell?
- If it's just this, it's just Jackie Chan. - Yeah.
- This time, I filled up this bottom plastic bottle with water... - Yeah.
- And with this, I can kill the momentum of landing. - Yeah.
- It'll stop in just one hit! - Oh!
- This is really good. It's cheap. - Yeah.
- This is really expensive. - A piece of duct tape is cheap.
- If you used all of it, you'd be able to do it, but... - No, no, no, wait, wait, wait!
- Huh? - Wait, what are you guys doing?!
- What are you doing?! I was being super careful with this! - This is the worst thing I've ever done in my life!
- Why?! - This is why it's hard to throw away weapons!
- I don't know what kind of energy you guys have at home!
- This is a delicate machine. - Is it better not to break it?
- It's better not to break it. - Yeah.
- It's better not to break it. - Ah, it's a good part.
- It somehow became like an experiment of a local scientific department. - Hahaha.
- I have a strange sense of tension. - Okay, I'll put it on.
- I'll put it on and slowly... - Set complete!
- I'll go! - Yeah!
- I'm nervous! - I'll go!
- JACKY EGG! - THREE!
- TWO! - ONE!
- Open! Dream's action!
(Bang)
(Laughs)
- Whoa! - Whoa!
(Laughs)
- Gather around! - Please come!
- Gather around! - I don't know what happened!
Seriously, Jackie, please go that way!
- Jackie! - This way!
Jackie! Oh!
Whoa, that's dangerous! Wait a minute!
- I wonder what happened. - What happened?
- Ah! - This is it!
- This is where we went wrong! - Whoa!
- This is... - We're out of here!
I don't know. Maybe there's a safe or something, it's a vague place.
- This is... - What do you think?
I'm not too concerned about it!
Maybe it's out of place?
- It is out of place! - But like...
- It didn't break until we landed. - Yeah.
- Yeah! - This was amazing.
- The cone was this way but it didn't break right away. - Yeah.
- It really broke in the stairway in front of us. - This must be it.
- This must be it! - Yeah.
- It's frustrating. - Whoa...
Eh? Eh?!
Eh?!
- Eh? Eh? - Huh? Did you find anything?
Stop let me go!
Isn't that you?
No, it's not me.
Don't worry, it's not you.
Ah, I'm sorry.
ARGHHHHHH!!!!
EYE!
EYE WRESTLING FANCY!
The BGM we just heard...
This feeling...
Was it that?
It was that BGM and that person's face!
That's right.
You said you like eggs, but you didn't really like them.
It didn't seem right.
But it was amazing!
I felt a little bit of romance.
In the first place, eggs are surprisingly durable.
Well, that's true.
It was bouncing a lot.
It's still alive.
That's amazing!
Well, would you like me to bring it?
Yes!
Here is my device that doesn't break eggs!
What?
It's a pot.
It's really a pot.
Well, I'm going to use the properties of eggs...
To make boiled eggs in the air.
What?
What? What? What? What?
What? What?
I thought so.
You thought so?
And I bought this.
I was doing it.
And now I'm on vacation and I'm calm and I think about it.
What is this?
It's dangerous.
What do you mean?
I think I can do it if I put an egg in the place where it's bubbling.
Boiled egg.
Let's say you have a boiled egg.
If you have a boiled egg, you just have to do it, right?
Straight.
The body part.
It's not dessert yet.
Who brought me here?
It's okay. He's not here anymore.
I left him here before vacation.
He's Shibata-kun before vacation.
I was surprised. Shibata-kun before vacation was dangerous.
I'm glad you took a break.
I'm glad it rained that day.
I realized that people need a break.
I thought I'd make a boiled egg before I took a break.
And as a result of looking back at yourself?
Yes.
Continuous beating.
What? What? What?
Wait a minute.
Continuous beating.
It was a continuous beating of courage.
I'll show you who I am today.
It's only for today.
Thank you for giving birth to me.
Give birth to me.
Here you are.
Put water in the egg.
I thought it was a can of gas.
I definitely want to get the first thing that comes to my mind.
It's dangerous.
One, two.
I got it.
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
It's a raw egg.
I'll do it.
Yes, please.
Three, two, one.
Open the door of your dream.
- Please put it down. - Please put it down!
- Here you go. - Hey!
- Here you go. - This is...
Hey, this is...
The bear who ate nabeyaki udon in such a hurry is here.
Everything was yellow just now.
- Everything that came into my eyes. - You could see it well.
It's still raw.
But it's scary, isn't it? It's completely...
- It's already exposed to the naked eye. - Well thought out. This is really...
- That's right. - Extremely bad.
It's here!
This is it! This is it!
It's angry! It's angry!
Japanese people!
I thought you were running in your parka, but it's on.
Don't forget to eat. Let's stop.
I'm sorry.